Alright, the numbers are pouring in like the freezing rain is out.
First up, Brian Eppen cracked out a clockwise classic loop in 9:29, just holding off a hard-shooshing Kim Eppen who crushed her classic loop in 10:56! Wax was reported to be "dialed" and the Rock was called out!
Matt Hartman, skated two laps, 27:30, and did the laps counter clockwise.
There you have it, our podium!
Hope we get to have a real race someday...